LEVI JOHNSTON FOR PLAYGIRL

OK boys and girls now you fuckers can stop writing me emails asking for Levi's Playgirl pictures, here they are. I'm missing the photos from the hockey shoot, but I'm sure someone will send them to me soon.

The boy sure is face pretty but as expected the kid ain't showing his dingoling, which is too bad because it would have distracted us from the fact that his ass is kinda bleh, and he's a bit doughy around the middle, so really after all the months of waiting, the photos ain't that hot. Actually they are a bit sad.

But don't worry, I threw in 3 extra special bonus shots in the mix just to heat things up and make the whole pictorial a bit more Zoo worthy .


Enjoy the shots and make sure you tell your friends.

(what should have been)

Did Levi disapoint you? did he leave you wanting more? Well if you are coming from an outside link click on the golden boys above and come check out the rest of this weekend's blog! We got stars from MTV, Law and Order, True Blood and even Joe Mchale from The Soup all ready to show you what they got! Enjoy the blog!

COCK OF THE DAY IS UP!!

Hey Boys. don't forget to click on the rooster to
check today's contestants and the rest of the
naughty goodies on the Cock of the Day blog!!

THE WEEKEND HEADLINES NOVEMBER 21/09

The News That Shape Our Future.

Levi Johnston's Mother sentenced Friday to 3 years in prison for dealing Oxycontin.


Senate Hearings on 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Postponed Indefinitely



Youth Outlook: Murder of Gay Puerto Rican Teen Generates Talk of Equality.



Unhappy Sarah Palin Book Tour Mob Boos Her Out of Town

Oprah's Tear-Filled Goodbye to Viewers (A Year Early)


Wirral Teenager, 19, Targeted in Further Liverpool City Centre Gay ‘Bashing’.



The Second Outing of John Hurt. By Simon Hattenstone.


TUC Call for Transgender Employee Equality.


Just Say No to Sharia Law. By Peter Tatchell.


Lesbian U.S. Soldier Wins Bid for Asylum. By Janice Tibbetts.


Census Bureau an Ally in the Gay Movement. By Deb Price.


House Panel Approves DP Benefits Bill. By Chris Johnson.


View From Washington: The DADT Shuffle.


Uganda: Christians Condemn Anti-Gay Bill.


Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places.


31 CCHD-Funded Groups Supported, Trained by Pro-Abortion, Homosexual Marriage Activists

Anna lawyer settles gay suit

Victorian ALP supports gay marriages

Jean-Yves Thibaudet at the BSO

Queer squatters in house arrest protest

Our Mission Continues. Don’t judge us too harshly — the edition of DC Agenda you’re holding is a modest, early iteration of what we hope to achieve in the wake of Washington Blade’s sudden closing this week.

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CAMERON & TONY

(your weekend treats)


CAMERON MARSHALL

The ultimate Southern California blond, Cameron Marshall brings to life all of your surfer dude beach fantasies. He grew a little facial hair and roughed up his boy-next-door appearance for his Hot House debut - but his boyish charm comes through. Click his picture above or here to see his pictorial.

One more treat because all of you horny
puppies have been behaving so good:

TONY MECELLI
(click on Tony to see his nude shots!)

Hot House Exclusive Tony Mecelli returns to star in Reckless 2! We caught the 6' 2" bodybuilder on the set and got him to strip down and show off his amazing body and cock. Take one look at his XXX gallery and you'll get so horny your cock will take over, sending you recklessly out into the night looking for sex! Check it now, if you dare, exclusively in the Hot House Backroom! Click Here To check out Tony's Gallery!

ENJOY THE
WEEKEND!!!

LOOK WHO'S NAKED: JESEE CAMP

Remember Jesse Camp? Don't worry nobody does. ..anyway a long time ago back when MTV use to play music videos and dinosaurs roamed the earth Jesse Camp beat out a whole bunch of DJ wannabes to become the first ever viewer picked VJ for the station. With his trademark used toilet brush looks and his unintelligible banter, Jesse went away faster than a Slice of Pizza at Kirstey Alleys Weight Watcher's slumber party.

But Guess back? Jesse's back, well trying to come back and what better way to attempt a comeback than by dropping his trousers and displaying his cock for the paparazzi in front of a Los Angeles hot spot. Wait I misspoke, did I say Cock? I meant swollen clitoris. I've seen lesbians with bigger dicks Enjoy??

Get ready for the magnificence!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

My eyes! my Eyes!!!

This post brought to you courtesy: Mystery Date For Bears!

A delicious parody of the original TV commercial for the board game Mystery Date, now with more chest hair. LOL enjoy.

MATHEW RUSH WANTS TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING!!!

My porn buddy Matthew Rush recently filmed a PSA for DC FUK !T a Washington, D.C., safer sex and free condom distributing program, and boy oh boy is it the best safe sex PSA ever!

Now I don't know where they will be airing this super hot Public Service Announcement, but I hope the play it on all the jumbo screens in all the gay bars across the nation, that should get the boy's attention don't you think? Enjoy!

BRAVO'S CHEF ACADEMY CONTESTANT BY DAY PORNSTAR BY NIGHT

Chef Academy's Emmanuel DelCour is porn star Jean Valjean

In case you missed the premier episode of Bravo's new reality cooking show or needed a legitimate excuse to watch it, the big to do at the gay friendly network is that one of the contestants, the very French and very sexy Emmanuel Delcour is actually the very French and very famous straight porn star Jean Valjean. (yes, like the musical)

But what makes this story even better is the fact that Bravo knew about it and still cast him on the show, and are making his porn past part of the show's active story line!!! How Times have changed.

Check out the video below of two of Emmanuel's fellow contestants discovering about his sordid past:

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Check out his bio on Bravo's Cheff Accademy website and compare it to his Pornstar bio below it, it's fucking hilarious:

Emmanuel Delcour

Born and raised in the South of France, DelCour moved to California four years ago. In his time in Los Angeles, he has acted in commercials and television series and worked as a personal trainer. Full of eclectic talents and hobbies besides cooking, he enjoys swimming cage free with Great White Sharks, drawing and graphic design. As a child in France, intricate delicacies and traditional dishes inspired a love of food and cooking. DelCour hopes to share this love as the host of his own food oriented television show.

Here he is arriving late on
his first day on the show.

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Now meet him as jean Valjean:

Jean Valjean

Born in France, Emanuel aka Jean Valjean aspired to appearing in adult films from the age of 14. He has since gone on to fulfill that dream, starring in over 250 films and achieving multiple AVN award nominations. Playgirl made a movie devoted just to his scenes. He broke into the industry by attending the 2007 AVN convention and introducing himself at booths. He has also written, directed and produced several adult films.

Female fans admire his 8 inch cock. He says his favourite positions are doggy style and the Cowgirl.

"Passion is everything," he said in a recent interview. "Be passionate when you make love or do anything sexual."

Recommended Filmography
The Sexual Exploits of Jean Val Jean
Bodies In Heat
Explosive Fantasies
Secret Liaisons
Surrender To Lust
Possessed and Undressed
Woman's World
Taboo 4
Cinema Obscura

Apparently Delcour left the porn industry to focus on his mainstream acting career , and we here at The zoo wish the horny bastard all the luck in the world with his new endeavours, who knows, he may be opening the door for Gay Porn stars to jump into TV too, what fun. Good Luck Jean, Emmanuel, Frenchie or whatever you are calling yourself these days, Ill definitely be watching you on Bravo!

Here are some assorted shots of the stud in all sorts of action:

And here's what you all been waiting to see Jean/Emmanuel pounding the hell out of some pussy. You knew I would deliver for you. Enjoy!





Bonus:

And here he is taking first prize at a beach body contest. Gotta love this ham.

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BRAVO!

AFA CLAIMS THAT THE GAP ENCOURAGES WITCHCRAFT

Last year the American Family Association made a big deal about The Gap not saying the word Christmas in their holiday commercials but opting to say the very inclusive Happy Holidays instead. This drove the Christians crazy, to the point that the wackos launched a very public but incredibly ineffective boycott against The Gap, The Banana Republic and Old Navy stores. Boo hissss.

This year the Brains at the Gap decided to have the last laugh by not only mentioning Christmas's in their commercial but also including Kwanzaa, Hanukkah and the Winter Solstice!! This of course has pissed off the Christians again. you know, because they think they own Christmas and shit. Fucking losers, and now the are asking for another 2 month boycott of the chain conglomerate. Here's the letter they just sent out to their minions:


Gap has responded to AFA's call for a Christmas boycott of their Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic stores with a commercial that takes a cavalier approach towards Christmas.

The video entitled Ready for Holiday Cheer features a group of people dancing and chanting:

Two, Four, Six, Eight, now's the time to liberate
Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, Go Kwanza, Go Solstice.
Go classic tree, go plastic tree, go plant a tree, go add a tree,
You 86 the rules, you do what feels just right.
Happy do whatever you wanukkah, and to all a cheery night.

Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, go whatever holiday you wanukkah.

Did you notice it? Gap compares Christmas to the pagan holiday called "Solstice." Solstice is celebrated by Wiccans who practice witchcraft!

Gap also encourages you to "86" or "dismiss" traditions and "do what feels just right."



I find it funny that these religious fanatics seem to always forget that Solstice came first and that Christmas was invented and shoved down our throats during the Winter Solstice to try and hijack the pagan holiday and erase it from people's minds. Hell, Jesus himself if (if the hippie ever existed) wasn't even born in December but March 28. But of course, facts have never been the Christian's strong point, have they?

HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE!

ARE YOU A CLOSETED MEMBER OF THE US MILITARY?

Photographer Jeff Sheng is seeking as many active closseted military personnel for his brand new and incredibly moving photo project:

“Jess, Bend, Oregon, 2009” (above) is part of my newest photography project, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” a series of photographs of closeted men and women in the United States military. For each image, I have asked the individual to wear their uniform, while staging the photoshoot in the bedroom or local hotel room where that person is currently stationed. The reason for this is that I am most interested in the intersections between public and private space, and the government’s policing of our private spaces – the bedroom being the most representative space of this. I have purposely shot each image in a way that obscures to some degree the identity of the individuals, and the final image that is released to the public is first approved by the subject, and is in many ways, their expression of their closeted-ness and lack of identity. The name and location is also fictional: I have asked the subject to give me a first name and a location that is significant to them, but does not actually refer to the true name and location of who is in the photograph. My aim in this project is to use photography to create a visual record of the numerous individuals currently serving our country that are unjustly forced to hide an integral part of who they are."

If interested you can contact Sheng via his website.

CELEBRITY COCK: MIKE DOYLE!!!

Mike Doyle is an American actor, screenwriter, director and producer. He is best known for his recurring roles in the television series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, playing Forensics Tech Ryan O'Halloran, and Oz, playing Adam Guenzel. It was on the set of Oz that Doyle met George Morfogen, whom he would cast in Shiner, a short film written, produced and directed by Doyle that debuted at the 2006 Tribeca Film Festival. Doyle also wrote and produced the 2003 limited-release film Cutters.

Doyle played Lt. Cmdr. Tom Palatonio in the 2005 action film Phantom Below, which is notable for having been released in multiple versions under multiple names which included or excluded gay content depending on the edit (the gay-themed edit was released under the title Tides of War). Also in 2005, he plays a gay coffee barista named Andy in 29th and Gay.

Here's Mike letting it all hang out earlier this year in the Lincoln Center production of Paul Rudnick's The New Century. BRAVO!!!!!!

Bravo!!!


Bravo!!!


Bravisimo!!



Encore!!!!

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COME GET DRUNK WITH
US FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

New Resource For Gay Life In NYC Launches Monday @ Splash

Two years ago Mike Cavanaugh was at death’s door with a t-cell count of seventeen and nowhere to turn. There was no one place to go for the organizations that would help him adjust to life with HIV. Now he’s fixed that.

GayLifeNYC.org is a non-profit HIV/AIDS Health Resources website with Entertainment News and On The Town updates dedicated to helping people get around and through the system that hinders timely assistance for the newly diagnosed, and maintaining a positive attitude for the entire community. The site unites the services of organizations that help people living with HIV/AIDS by organizing them in an easy way, while providing entertaining and pertinent content for the general gay audience.

The launch party starts at Monday january 16 at 11pm at SPLASH Bar, 50 West 17^th Street, with performances at midnight. Hosted by Broadway and film star Jack Noseworthy, there will be performances by TONY Award Winner Lilias White, Marty Thomas (star of Big Gay Musical), Broadway diva April Nixon, and Recording artist Alyson Williams.

Talent will be available for interviews from 11-12.

Don't Miss it!
TONIGHT!

MEN OF THE ALPS

This calendar really makes me want to move back to Germany. One day Ash one day.

MEN IN THE ALPS is a project of which the net proceeds are donated to charitable institutions dedicated to helping the ill, handicapped or socially underprivileged in South Tyrol. In the interest of collecting as much money possible for this worthy cause, the entire production team and the models all take part receiving no salary or reimbursement.

Standard Price = 15 EUR > graduated price list

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THE VICKY S. HOLIDAY SHOW PREVIEW!!!

Once a year, tall alien hookers from all over the universe, gather at a well guarded secret location to walk down a glitter covered runway, showing off their humps, chunks and lovely lady lumps to horny middle age slobs and their silly spouses.

That day isn’t for another 11 days (December 1st), but until then here is a whole slew of hookerliscious preview photos from this year's show to hold you pussy ("or glitter") lovers over.

I love the Victoria Secrets Fashion show, but I watch it for the wings lol! Enjoy!

Trust me, love don't live there anymore.

THE MALE BRA

At first glance I thought, "What the fuck???!!!" but then after glancing at the pictures below I thought "Oh I get it!, I definitely get it! More power to them.!

Male bra (also compression bra or vest and Gynecomastia vest) refers to brassieres that are worn by men. Adolescent boys and middle-aged men sometimes develop breasts and the estimates of those with the condition are presented as a range "because the definition [of gynaecomastia] varies and the method of surveying varies." Although there are options for treating gynecomastia, some elect surgery to reduce their breasts or wear a male bra. Male bras typically flatten rather than lift.

Bra wearers?

FRIDAY HUMOR TUMORS

MORE FUNNY HEADLINES FROM
YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPERS!
((enjoy!))

Thank God the cat wasn't named fistmycunt.



Well? They should know, shouldn't they?



Is that a slang for Mexican baby?



Oh shit, where's my granpa?



Crack is whack! (Bobby Brown)



You say tomato I say whore.




Those Feds are genius!




Was it Elizabeth Hasselbeck.




That's why I'm afraid of change.




Arrest him!!




If he says so it must be true.




Good for dad!




Shit, now I'm really confused.

LOOK WHO'S NAKED: TRUE BLOOD'S SAM TRAMMEL & STEPHEN MOYER!!

You know him as Suki's boss on the HBO smash hit Vampire series True Blood, you know, the one that turns into a dog and loves to sniff crotches? Listen if you don't know then you better get your head examined cus' True Blood kicks baby assholes!!!

Anyway, a lot of you have been begging me to find you pictures of Suki's brother, but while the search for his elusive full frontals continue (I know they're out there) I stumbled across these full frontals of her boss, played by Sam Tremmell , from the movie "Childhood's End" that I think should satisfy your hunger for" True Blood" meat until I get nude pics from the rest of the cast. And since this is celebrity Full frontal weekend I thought Hell Why not! Enjoy!

Sam Trammell (born January 15, 1971, New Orleans, Louisiana) is an American born stage and television actor.

Sam Trammell studied at Brown University and the University of Paris and has worked in theater, on-Broadway, off-Broadway, and in film and television. Sam Trammell is an accomplished New York stage actor whose credits include a Tony nominated performance in "Ah, Wilderness!" at Lincoln Center. Off-Broadway, he starred in "Dealer's Choice (play)", "My Night With Reg", "If Memory Serves", "Ancestral Voices", and most recently, "Kit Marlowe" at the Joseph Papp Public Theater, where he received outstanding reviews.

Trammell's feature films include "Autumn in New York", "Wrestling With Alligators", the soon-to-be-released "Beat", and most recently a starring role in the independent feature "Undermind". Most recently, Trammell appears in the HBO vampire-based television series True Blood.

Enjoy!

Oh no! A full moon!
(where are my silver condoms???)


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We're on a row today fucklings! Earlier on I brought you the full frontal shots of Sam Trammell (Suki's Boss) from HBO'S "True Blood", and now a wonderful reader who wishes to remain anonymous forwarded me these blurry but still delicious full frontal pictures of Sam Moyer who plays Bill Compton lead Vampire and Suki's love interest in the HBO show. Vampires and werewolves and blood oh my! Enjoy!

Stephen Moyer (born 1969) is an English actor. He may be best known for his current role as Bill Compton in the HBO series True Blood.

Moyer was born in Brentwood, Essex. A former pupil of St. Martin's School, he has a son, Billy, born in 2000 and a daughter, Lilac, born in 2002. He became Brentwood Theatre's first patron in October 2007, especially supporting their "Reaching Out, Building On" campaign to help fund the 2008 completion of backstage facilities.

It is rumored in 2008 that he and Anna Paquin, who plays his girlfriend in the HBO series True Blood, have been dating since filming the series' pilot. Good for you Anna, get your suck on!

Stephen Moyer in screen caps from the 2004 movie

"Something About Honesty"

Let's just hope it's a grower!

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TURKEY LURKEY
IS A HOMO GAY!!

The giant fag in the middle scares me in a good way.

A performance for Act III Theatre Ensemble's Monday Night Cabaret Series on November 9th, 2009.

Left to Right: Jordan Aragon, Christopher Albrecht, Hunter Bird

MULTIPLE BIRTHS

No, this post is not about the octomommy.


A multiple birth occurs when more than one fetus is carried to term in a single pregnancy. Different names for multiple births are used, depending on the number of offspring. Common multiples are two and three, known as twins and triplets. These and other multiple births occur to varying degrees in most animal species, although the term is most applicable to placental species.

There are two common types of multiple births, fraternal (dizygotic) and identical (monozygotic). Identical siblings arise where one egg is fertilized and the resulting zygote splits into more than one embryo. Identical siblings therefore have the same genetic material. Fraternal siblings result from the fertilization and implantation of more than one egg, so fraternal siblings are not genetically identical but instead have the coequal genetic similarity any other full siblings have. In some multiple births, it is possible for a combination of these (for example, a set of triplets may have one fraternal baby from one egg, plus two identical twins from a second egg). This is called a polyzygotic birth.

THE SPEAZZE TRIPLETS
Emilio, Leondro, and Ricardo

JOE McHALE BIRTHDAY BOY

Joel Edward McHale (born November 20, 1971) is an American television host, comedian, and actor. He is best known as the host of The Soup on E! Entertainment Television.

McHale was born in Rome, Italy, and is of Irish and Nordic roots. He grew up in the Seattle area, graduating from Mercer Island High School in suburban Seattle in 1990.

He received a Bachelor's degree in History from the University of Washington in 1995. While at the University of Washington, McHale belonged to the Theta Chi Fraternity. He was recruited to be on the rowing team, but later joined the football team, playing tight end for two years, and was a member of the school's 1991 national championship team . Before completing the Professional Actors Training Program at the University of Washington, he became part of the Almost Live! cast, a local sketch-comedy TV show produced by Seattle's KING-TV (Channel 5).

From 1993 until 1997, Joel was a member of the improv comedy group at Unexpected Productions, participating in Theatersports! at the Market Theater located in Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle

McHale married Sarah Williams in 1996. They have two sons, Edward Roy (2005) and Isaac Hayden (2008).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL!!

SO MEATY!



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